10. President of the United States of America. Yeah. I was an ambitious little fuck. But now that we have a black man in office, I see how much BS there is to deal with. no thanks.
9. Professional Baseball Player. Baseball, mind you. Not softball, even though I played.
8. Musician. There’s still time.
7. Doctor. Four years of college turned out to be plenty, tyvm.
6. Lawyer. See above answer. Even though I can lieact with the best of them.
5. Actress. Again, there’s still time!
4. Dancer. Why not make a career out of ass-shaking? I’m good at that.
3. News Anchor. Extensive practice with my non-regional dialect.
2. Radio DJ. Still time for this as well, but radio’s all but gone down the tubes
1. Production Assistant for awesome bands. Funny how close I am to this one. Looks like the dreams might pay off!
